As part of the miracle of being a self-healing machine, I am wearing a normal shoe on my right foot for the first time since dropping a knife into it on Halloween. Not getting full cooperation from my fourth toe yet, or as Leo called it, my ring toe. We'll see how it goes.
I had been keeping the knife in my studio to sharpen pencils. It has been suggested that it is an "evil knife" and it wants to inflict harm, and that I should destroy it and then discard it.
On my birthday this weekend, my wife gave me this safer and maybe even cooler alternative, from 1951.